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Heydrich, the Bastard
He shouldn't be as surprised as he was, but he just simply could not understand.  There was a painful stinging sensation in his cheek, and why?  Because he had flirted with this silly woman?  Admittedly, he may have been somewhat persistent, but that did not warrant such an embarrassment.  Being slapped like some kind of pervert, in front of such a crowd..  Did she want to ruin him?  It would certainly seem so.
Oh - and she's making quite a scene now.  Gathering her things, and tossing a scowl at him as she makes her way to the exit, slamming the door as she leaves.  He feels an urgent impulse to follow her and make her pay for her actions.  Stupid, ignorant woman. She must think she’s prettier than she is.  Hah!  He was doing her a favor to pay so much attention to her.  The stupid cow doesn’t even have the sense to be appreciative! 
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Feline Charm ch. 2
“What the hell?”  Dietrich grabbed his rifle, as he jammed his helmet more securely onto his head, rolling over and propping himself up onto his elbows, his eyes frantically searching the darkness.  “The enemy.. Where are they?!”  He could see the shadow of his comrade Anton doing the same.  “What the hell is going on?” He asked him.  “What was that awful sound?  A dying man, a wounded animal?”  
“Let go, Sophie!  Please, let go, it hurts!”  
“Christoph, is that you?  What the hell are you talking about--are you having a bad dream about a wicked woman?”  Anton whispered hoarsely, setting aside his rifle and climbing to his knees.  
“It’s this kitten,” he whispered back, “I had it sleeping inside my jacket for warmth, and when I rolled over she freaked out.  S
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"You stupid bastard."
The "stupid bastard" in turn, smiled.  "Verpiss dich, I did it to save your slow ass.  You should be thanking me, Stefan.  You can start by giving me a cigarette."
Reaching into his vest, Stefan pulled out a worn-looking pack of cigarettes, sliding out one he placed it between his lips.  Then, he hesitated for a moment, as if he was unsure of what to do next, and then finally returned the pack into his vest.  "Any-hoo, Gustav, so sorry about your leg!"  Laughing, he pulled out a book of matches from his pocket, lit up his cigarette, and took a good long drag.
Glaring, the younger man attempted to reach for the sweet nicotine stick he so very much desired, but the older man only smiled down at him, holding it out of his reach.  "I take a bullet for you in the leg.... in the leg!  And you cannot even spare me a cigarette?"  
"Now, Gustav, you know how unhealthy cigarettes are.  As an injured man, I do not think you should be smoking."  Looking pleased, he flicked a
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Feline Charm ch. 1
Dear God, he was tired.  
It was more than just the usual "goddamn I'm tired" he often experienced in his line of work.  No, it was more along the lines of a "dear God there's a horrible hammering pain in the back of my head" kind of tired.  And thusly, he was pissed.  Growling at anyone who came near him, he only gave angry mumbles to those who questioned his sour mood or tried to joke him into a better one.
Naturally, as an infantry soldier, he had been walking for days, and he felt blisters forming on his feet.  He could picture them in his mind's eye, swelling and spreading.  Someone had stolen his extra pair of socks and his current ones were becoming a little hard to look at...not to mention the way they felt.  And dammit, that pissed him off.  He'd worked hard to make sure he kept a clean dry pair of socks in his pack, and now, after all this time, they were gone.  There was a sock thief in
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A Franz fic - Producers
Anyone walking past the old pollution grimed brownstone building in New York City that day would have heard an explosive cry of dismay, seemingly coming from the rooftop and ringing out to the heavens.  There was no way anyone would not have noticed the hurt and sorrow in the person's voice.  Just from hearing this single shout of pain, the listener would know that this person had been betrayed somehow.  Horribly... horribly betrayed.
"Mein leiblings!  How could zey do this to me!  Zose traitors!  Zose verdammen traitors!  Zey have broken ze Siegfried Oakth!  Zey must die!" moaned Franz brokenheartedly.
With another shout of pain Franz suddenly dropped to his knees, sobbing into his hands.  For he knew there was no way he could possibly kill those he had loved so dearly for so long, no matter how much they deserved it.    Though they'd brutally torn out a chunk of his heart, and pecked at it cruelly, leaving it broken and bloody, he knew he still loved them.  Deep in his Nazi heart he
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Oh joy.
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I told myself I was done with this place quite a while ago, but what the hell...  I have enough spare time.  

So, tell me, is there still that whole fuss about the big bad DA Nazis ruining everyones good time?


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photobaumgart Featured By Owner May 11, 2008
der heldentot ist klasse was -.-
Miss-Fascist Featured By Owner May 17, 2008
photobaumgart Featured By Owner May 18, 2008
learn your "religion"
Luftwaffles Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2008
Your webcam image is fucking AWESOME.
schematization Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2007  Student General Artist
thanks for the :+fav: for the star trek goodie!! Glad that my strangeness is not to bad! :)

Keep having that fun! :boogie:

Ein-Kaltes-Herz Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2007
Thanks for the fav. always appreciated
Mishler Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2007  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks for the fav!
lafra Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2007   Photographer
Sooooo you lyk AmericanHisotryX?
Deviant7521 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2007  Professional General Artist
Thx for fav my pic! :)
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